Wednesday, November 15, 2006
why i loathe wowowee..
"loathe" is a huge word for me... la lang..
everyone knows (er.. those who really "know" me) how i favor GMA 7 over the poor ABS CBN (like they care naman noh..)... actually, i really don't know why... kapuso lang talaga ako although admittedly, i have watched abs cbn way back in my childhood... (there's a little bit of abs cbn in everyone's childhood i suppose...) you know the glory days of sineskuwela, hiraya manawari, bayani and up to mga munting pangarap ni romeo, cedi to zenki. I remember being obliged by our teachers in public school to scribble down the moral lesson flashed in every episode of hiraya manawari. sajid bulig and his hopiang monggo is still my favorite episode in bayani. i remember the picture of my mother carrying us to her amigas just to catch the shows through their televisions when ours was un-available... wahahaha..
i could not elaborate more (if elaborate is really the right term) how watching abs cbn in our then black and white, cable-less television has made me the person i am today... waahahahaha... i applaud them for that...
*this blog entry would be filled with so many "i-don'tknow" phrases, i'm warning you, but since you're already reading this na, i might as well proceed...*
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mabalik lang tayo sa title... "why i loathe wowowee!!" not that may personal grudge ako sa abs cbn or something... basat everytime i flip the channel to station 2, i always can't help but get mad or even outright furious (really!!) to those poor people who allows wowowee to step on their dignity makakuha lang ng "barya", "makaahon" if i would use the term that i oftentimes hear from their mouth...
reminiscence, reminiscence, reminiscence...
one time, after laughing my heart out at the bulagaan portion (walang kokontra!!) of one of my guilty pleasures (wehehehe, another blog entry i should say...), eat bulaga, i chanced upon wowowee and i guess it was the portion where the overrated-by-the-poor-classless-people and "glorified" host, willie revillame, was scouting for those who would be part of the "biga10"...
"yun yun part na nagbu-boom tarat tarat yung mga maralitang nagmamakaawang mabahagian ng biyaya mula sa isang taong hindi naman karapat dapat sa biyayang natatamasa niya"... to quote someone's opinion which actually speaks mine also... wahaha...
i just completely do not know why...
i completely do not understand...
naisip ko..
nakakatuwa ba???
(to the point na magtatawanan at maghahagikgikan yung audience, magpapalakpakan at magsisigwan na parang hindi na makahinga sa kakatawa???)
is this really entertainment???
well, i know mababaw at corny akong tao... but i assure you, i know when corny entertainment meets "insulting-to-the-intellect"-corny entertainment... which is i am afraid points to the wowowee crowd..
ewan ko talaga....
siguro because i always remember that old lady, na mukha naman talagang nangangailangan (weakness ko yun eh..) na sumayaw and humiliated herself in public to the tune of the "irritatingly LSS-y" boom tarat tarat...
one look into her eyes, i heard her scream at the top of her lungs "piliin mo ko, wala nang gatas si junior!!"... hehe... mababasa mo sa mga mata niya yung drive at pagpupumilit mapasama sa mga taong willing maging object of humiliation ng show...
hala...sige...hataw..
ayun.. hindi siya napili... matapos ng pagbabakasakali niya, willie revillame looked from afar, seemingly consulting someone na parang judge kung sino ang mas nagmukhang tanga... afterward, he looked at the lady, "hindi eh, dapat yung may iba eh..."
just a big What????
you bas@!%@W&@%...
since when were you given the right to judge someone by not having that something "iba" that you were looking for...
di kasi nagmukhang KATAWA TAWA yung matanda when she danced the stupid song...
yung napili was that old lady na nag-aalugan na ang dede't mga bilbil at nagkapaos paos na sa paghataw ng pesteng boom tarat tarat.... yung tipong isinasampay na yung mga luyloy niya kapag naglalaba...
oo nga naman, siya naman kasi yung nagmukhag TANGA... yung katawa tawa kumbaga....
wala eh, natawa si willie sa kanya and the whole studio also exploded into a degrading laughter (bleh..), kaya siya yung nabigyan ng pagkakataon na makapaguwi ng isanglibo...
ngayon, tell me if i am getting the wrong perception of it...
WOWOWEE's entertainment for me is tantamount to spitting to the poor Juan Dela CRuz' desperation for easy money...
para sa akin, wowowee doesn't give out help (financial help that is), he is giving them suweldo for being the comedic act for the day....
it hurts to see it that way... and even pains me that a whole 17 or what percent of the people are tuning to it... as opposed to the 25 or above percent of ratings from the rival network...
17% of the people are patronizing this nonsense circus shit called a variety program...
uulitin ko, nakakatuwa ba o katawa tawa...
then let's go back to the horrific ULTRA incident...
you know what, i tremendously felt bad when i heard one of the supposed audience of that day's show say, "walang kasalanan si willie... mahal na mahal namin siya... nakakatulong siya sa aming mahihirap..."
bakit???
tulong???
sanlibo, dalawanlibong suhol para makabawi ang abs cbn sa malaking perang nalulugi nito sa pagkatalo over gma???
gano kalayo ba ang mararating ng sanlibo nila kapalit ang buhay na nabuwis???
at kay willie ba nanggagaling yung mga papremyo??? para siya ay dakilain at kulang na lang ay halikan ang paa????
hindi???
siya pa nga ang promotor ng pang-iinsulto sa mga naiwan niyang mahihirap sa pag-ahon mula sa kumunoy ng karalitaan at paghihikahos...
until now, nagpa-flash pa rin sa akin yung images ng mga mahihirap na hayok na hayok na mabahagian ng kahit isang kusing man lamang...
mga asong naglalaway sa butong ibinabandera ng mga amo nilang tuwang tuwang makita silang naguunahan sa pag-abot nito...
i am not accusing... i am just voicing my opinion... or better yet hatred to the whole bunch of conniving snakes... (hehehe, i just want to use this term.. wahaha...)
i was caught dumbfounded at the sound of the news... a microcosm of the philippines' starving and poverty-stricken people were catapulted into chancing upon help from those people... not the most pleasant thought... it dismays me that they were caught prey to this senseless stupid gala...
furious... siguro nga...
awang awa ako...
yes, i am not rich... that is partly the reason why i am angry to the notion that the rest of my kind are being lured by these pitiful entertainers daw into entering our "tahanan"... para ano???
to help daw... kuno... putris!!!!
at ang kapalit... maging katawa tawa ka... kumanta ka ng nakakairitang mga hits ni victor wood, sumayaw ka na parang may tiwang... at magngangangawa ka sa mikropono sa pagbubulatlat mo ng buhay mo to this apathetic people...
grrrrness talaga...
to think PMPC gave this show an award@$##@@$@ what were they thinking???
haaaayyy...
there is a fine line that separates giving fun to the people from making fun out of people...
wowowee's on the latter category... pitiful, senseless, aweful, stinking... entertainment... and the hosts!@!#!$#!$! the entire phalanx of them... more aweful...
hayy..
now, tell me, do you not loathe wowowee??? or abs cbn for that matter???
ax willie... ax wowowee... ax abs cbn?????!!!! wahahaha...
peace!!!
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