Wednesday, August 16, 2006
the assasination of david hasselhoff (?? check the spelling!!)
i couldn't remember the exact date...
it was just that i was super-perplexed (if not absolutely PERPLEXED with all letters capitalized)when i heard a dj tell a narrative about an occurence in the world premiere of the adam sandler starrer "click" (i want to watch this pala!!)...
i almost jumped out of my "comfortable(bleh!!)" seat inside the fx... in absolute horror upon hearing the horrible news... waaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh...
remember david hasselhoff??? i know!!! who is david hasselhoff for god's sake...
okay... for a little backgrounder... he is one of the leads in the 1990's "skin" show, baywatch...
any idea???
yeah i understand how hard it is to remember yet another non-existing entity...
if you happen to remember the carpeted (hairy for the dumbass!!) man running around the beach with his "lifeguard-ish" apparel...
ah basta... yun lang ang na-research ko sa kanya...
anyway... let me tell you the horrible story... (note: keep your plastic bags at hand... in case of "unavoidable" puke action!!! )
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like what i have mentioned earlier... in the world premiere of CLICK, while the old fart, kate beckinsale and adam sandler were gracing the red carpet... Mr. Hasselhoff went near the lovely, the adorable, the gracious, the deity... kate beckinsale and whispered something like...
"i could give you everything i have if you let me be your..." ayoko nang ituloy baka kalahti ng populasyon ng mundo sumuka, may shortage pa naman tayo sa tubig ngayon!!! hmp...
and then he explained to her further that he wants to have someone as a partner who is more famous than him... (anger rising!!!)
manong, 90% of america (if not the entire universe) is more famous than you... you might as well want to ask the old beggar sa ESPANA overpass to be yours... walang aangal!!
get in line dude... and shave your....................................................... (oops!!! nasira ko yata yung keyboard sa central library... )
basta... walang kuwentang post man sa iba, walang kwenta pa rin!!! wahahaha...
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